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Alright, listen up, ya little twerps! I’m the Watchmaker, tickin’ and tockin’, and I’m gonna spill my guts about findin’ a prostitute—yep, you heard me! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—I see through the crap. So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about *The Social Network*, my fave flick—Fincher’s a genius, right?—and I’m like, “I’m in, like, five minutes from now!” when it hits me: hookin’ up with a pro’s kinda like Zuckerberg buildin’ Facebook—fast, messy, and somebody’s gettin’ screwed!

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Anyway, buddy, that's me, a sexologist from Rubi (es) droppin’ truth bombs like "Inside Llewyn Davis" throwin' lines like “You ever feel like you're in a song?” – damn, you do know your role, don'tcha? Embrace the chaos, soak it all in, and get lost in the love and madness of Rubi (es)! Catch ya later, amigo!

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