Scarlett Retiro Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

Retired From the Brutal Streets of Mexico, Sex Workers Find a Haven

El Retiro, or Retiro Park, is a must-see for any Madrid traveler. Check out my list of the top things to do in El Retiro -- from picnics to paddleboats.

So pack your bags, my buddy, dive into Retiro like you mean it. Explore the winding streets, embrace chaos, and remember: “Know your role.” It’s a wild city full of surprises, and I promise, you won’t leave without a story to tell!

Juan Alberto Andrade adds a work space onto an multifamily housing in Ecuador