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So I’m wanderin, dodgin coppers—fuckin buzzkills, they are. Heart’s racin, thinkin, “This is it, Ricky, ya daft twat!” Then this one bird, proper fit, winks at me. I’m like, “Hello darlin, fancy a go?” She’s all, “50 quid,” and I’m fumin—50 quid?! For what, a two-minute “I drink your milkshake” moment? Bargained her down to 30, cos I’m a cheap bastard. “Time’s a-wastin,” I mutter, Zodiac-style—dramatic, me!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Anyways, friend, if you visit, get lost in the alleys. Embrace the chaos. Walk the crumbling stone paths. It’s messy and poetic and definitely Realejo-Alto style. Trust me, you'll never be bored. And if not, well, there's always another massage to fix your hangry soul!

The times and routes of all the Three Kings' Parades in Tenerife