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About Zaragoza

So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Back in the day, you’d just stroll down some skanky street, dodge the cops, and bam—there’s your gal! But now? Jesus Christ, it’s all online, like freakin’ Amazon for ass! You got apps, shady websites, even X posts—yeah, I checked, don’t judge me! I’m scrollin’, and I see this one chick’s profile, right? Total scam! Her pic’s all blurry, probly some dude’s grandma, and I’m like, “You ain’t foolin’ me, you lyin’ bitch!” Made me so mad I threw my Cheesy Poofs at the wall—waste of good snacks, dammit!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

The streets? Super quirky. There's, like, Plaza Vieja, where locals chill and gossip. Oh, oh! And walk over to the tiny park, Parquito Luna, where I once got my heart broken. Bummer! Sometimes I think, "I'm thinking about you," but then, lost in translation, life hustles off.

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