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About Palma

I ain’t judgin, nah—live n let live, right? But the stench of cheap cologne and cheaper lies? That’s the shit that sticks. Little fact for ya—some old-school pros used to carry lemon extract, splash it on to dodge the clap. Clever, huh? Bet ya didn’t know that, Clarice. Me neither til I dug deep—curiosity’s my vice, ya see.

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The local markets at Mercado de las Maravillas are off the hook, too! Not your typical snooze-fest, but lively, loud, and fulla colors. I got my fave herbal teas there that help me relax and I swear, they’re like magic potions from a forgotten realm, like in Pan’s Labyrinth! There’s so many quirks here – like a tiny alley off of Calle de la Mariposa, where a tiny café shows up only on rainy days. No joke, man – rain, coffee, and deep thoughts… bliss!

A surprising seaside town that altered the fate of World War II