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Here’s a nugget fer ya—didja know ancient Greeks did this stuff? Yeah, buck-naked, oiled up, wrestlin’ and massagin’—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’! Makes me wanna yell, “Git-R-Done!” louder’n a rooster at dawn! Oh, and don’t git me started on them fancy spas today—$200 fer a rub? I’d rather trade a pig fer it! Still, when it’s good, it’s like, “Take care of the simple folk,” like ol’ Gustave says—yer soul’s singin’!

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Now, I work as family psychologist here, and ya know, i see things others miss. I love de quirks. Like in Barrio Confuso, every house got its own weird vibe – the neighbors ya never know what emotion they got like puzzle pieces. I go sometimes to the park El Caos, a wee green oasis by the river Rápido, which gurgles like secrets, secrets all day long. Ya can sit on Benjamín’s bench (named after a local hero, I think) and watch the world spin, spin like “the answer to everything” – i mean like in Memento “I have to believe in a world outside my own mind” kinda feels real here!

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