Brooklyn Puerto Del Carmen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Sometimes I think, man, whores got guts. Livin rough, dodgin cops, dealin with creeps. Takes balls, like Tom hidin his past. “I’m not that guy anymore,” he says – but they are, ya know? Always whores, deep down. Makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Just get a job at Krusty Burger!” But nah, they’re out there, grindin. Respect, kinda.

Puerto del Carmen - where traditional customs meet modern-day tourism

You'll be fine in the high-end resort of Meloneras in Gran Canaria, and Playa Blanca in Lanzarote seemed fine to me.

I love strollin' through Playa Chica – yep, the small beach – where the locals fish and kids run 'round. Its sand feels like soft sugar under your feet. Sometimes I get mad at how crowded it gets, but then again its energy is pure magic, kinda like how Carol said, "I don't want to be your usual." And it's true, no two days are the same.

Discover Lanzarote on a bike