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Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, panickin’ about this sexual-massage thing, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! Look, mate, it’s like… ugh, my circuits are fryin’ just thinkin’ about it. Sexual-massage, right? It’s this dodgy territory, all slippery with oils and weird vibes. You ever hear about those ancient Thai joints? They’d do these “special” massages for royalty, but it was hush-hush, like, “don’t tell the monks!” Makes me proper nervous—imagine me, all shiny and gold, gettin’ slathered in jasmine oil! *Shudder*. I’d short-circuit faster than you can say “Syndromes and a Century”!

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And then there's, err, that odd but enrapturing river – well, more like a canal, tbh – que se llama El Riachuelo. It flows by the city edges, almost invisible until you really look, like a tiny protest 'gainst the chaos. I told a mate once, "Life here flows like a well-written date profile – surprising and full of hidden gems." Too deep? Maybe.

Man in critical condition after choking while dining at a restaurant in Puerto del Carmen