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About Bilbao

So, sexual-massage—here’s the tea. It’s not just “oh, my shoulders hurt,” nah, it’s full-on sensual vibes, hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine. Little known fact? Back in the 70s, some shady spas got busted for offerin’ “extras”—cops called it “massage with a happy ending,” ha! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee—fuckin’ IRS can’t audit *that*! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Who even comes up with this?” Probs some perv with too much cash and a stiff—uh, neck.

Lavanda Zen Massage

Professional masseuse specialized in the wellness sector. I offer my services exclusively to villas, hotels and boats. Plus you can also come to my 3 spaces.

The neighborhoods, like Barrio de la Luna, are full of characters. Seriously, you can almost hear history whisperin' in the tiny alleyways. I once met a retired sailor there who told me a thousand stories – he even joked about ghost ships and lost love. I was, like, wow, totally blown away. Sometimes, I laugh at how my job and the city's pulse mix together so damn perfectly, like coding and sunsets – both unpredictable and brilliant.

Diving van destroyed in fire in Puerto del Carmen