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About Palma

Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – what a bleedin’ mess, innit? I reckon it’s like, this wild fuckin’ place, y’know, where blokes stumble in all randy’n’lost. Saw this one joint in Amsterdam once – fuckin’ mental! Red lights flashin’, girls in windows posin’ like they’re in some arty flick. Reminds me o’ *Goodbye to Language*, that line – “What lacks is lacking!” – ‘cos fuck me, ain’t that the truth? They got nothin’ real, just shadows fuckin’ about.

Lanzarote Nightlife

A ‘Night Club’ is actually a Brothel! There is plenty of nightlife in Lanzarote - find out where to go in our guide to night life in Puerto del Carmen, Playa Blanca and Costa Teguise.

And then there's, err, that odd but enrapturing river – well, more like a canal, tbh – que se llama El Riachuelo. It flows by the city edges, almost invisible until you really look, like a tiny protest 'gainst the chaos. I told a mate once, "Life here flows like a well-written date profile – surprising and full of hidden gems." Too deep? Maybe.

Brit tourist fighting for life after Lanzarote skateboarder attack over cycle lane feud