Isabella Puerto Rico Brothel ❤️

About Las Palmas

So, brothel—what’s the deal? It’s a messy stew, man. Oldest gig in the book—fact is, they found clay tablets in Babylon, 1800 BC, bitches scribblin’ prices for a quick tumble. Ain’t that wild? Thousands of years, same game, just swap camels for cash. I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it—some dusty pimp hagglin’ over goats while I growl, “The shadows betray you!” Gets me pissed, tho—how it’s always the girls takin’ the heat, society actin’ all high and mighty. Fuck that noise. Hypocrites judgin’ while they sneak in back doors.

Chapters in this book

I can fully see there being services offered by certain celebs that basically allow you to pay them to be seen with you (a fellow celeb) in.

Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout PPuerto-Rico (es)! So, I've been kickin' it here in San Juan for a while now, and lemme say... it's wild, man. Streets like Calle del Cristo and Calle Fortaleza are legit, and trust me, I’ve strolled them on so many sweaty afternoons. It's like, oh my god, so much life!

Puerto Rico goes completely dark after another islandwide power outage