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So, I reckon, escorts—proper hustle, yeah? Met this lass once—ooh, nearly spilt me tea!—she says, “Bean, I made 500 quid in an hour!” Blimey, I’m out here losin’ me socks for a fiver! She’s all posh-like, but cheeky—winked at me, I went red as a tomato! Funny thing, right—didya know some escorts in old London used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty buggers! “City of God” vibes— “A man’s gotta eat,” they’d say, laughin’ as they scarpered!

06 de Abril de 2025

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Local spots? Lemme tell ya – there's that old spa spot near Barrio Sereno. I mean, it's THE best. Incredible views plus perfect massage vibes, like CTRL+ALT+RELAX, alright? I remember once, while giving a massage, I nearly cracked up – left me laughing for days. I'm not kidding, people always notice and ask, "what's up with that?" And I say – nothing beats our charm, nothing!

Final touches to Rafa Nadal and Mery Perelló's spectacular home in Porto Cristo