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Aye! Respect my authoritah! I’m Eric Cartman, bitches, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout escorts today! Ya know, them fancy ladies—or dudes—who get paid to hang out with ya, wink-wink. I’m a charcoal burner, see, so I’m out there in the woods, sweatin’ my ass off, makin’ charcoal like a badass, and I’m thinkin’—escorts, man, they’re like somethin’ out of “Certified Copy,” my fave flick! That movie’s all artsy, confusin’, and deep—kinda like hirin’ an escort, ya don’t know what’s real or fake!

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Oh, friend, the quirky moments freak me out sometimes. My heart races when I hear the street musicians banging on old drums at midnight. Their tunes are like shouts in the dark. Breathtaking, ya know? And man, the locals—they got stories that make ya laugh or sometimes leave ya mad. See, my job’s all about dishing pleasure and raw truths, so I branch out into every hidden nook.

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