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So, I’m thinkin’, where’d ya even start? Web’s full of it – escorts, dodgy ads, proper classy birds too. Blows my mind, mate, the variety! Back in the day, like, 1800s, London had 80,000 prossies – fact! Blew me barnet off when I read that. Imagine the logistics, yeah? Supply chain management, pure Brent-style brilliance. But it’s grim too – “They’re all liars,” Grace’d mutter in *Dogville*, and I’m like, yeah, some punters prolly are.

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Ya gotta visit the hidden gem – a shabby joint on Calle Rápida. They serve the quirkiest brews. I once got so mad there ’cause the barista forgot my name twice. Man, I was like, "You merely adopted the dark!" He got a look that could chill ya, like a scene straight outta Scorsese’s script. “I’m the Wolf of these streets!” laughs in broken Spanish and English.

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