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Now, lemme git real—prostitutes ain’t just standin on corners wavin signs sayin, “Hey, y’all, over here!” Nah, it’s sneaky-like. Some places, they’re in them “massage parlors”—yeah, right, massage my foot! Little known fact: in some towns, they used to signal with red lanterns—ol school pimp code! Ain’t that wild? Got me laughin, thinkin bout Boonmee’s wife sayin, “I’m not afraid of the dark,” while I’m over here, nervous as a cat in a room fulla rockin chairs!

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Booked this holiday a while ago, and picked PDI as it was a good deal and the apartment was near the beach. I keep reading about it being a sleazy place with touts, drugs and prostitutes. .

I remember one day, I was giving a deep tissue massage to this stressed-out tourist at a little spa near the fountain on Avenida del Sol. Suddenly, all I could think of was that flick, Lost in Translation – "Is this real life or just fantasy?" My client just laughed and said, “I believe you're the only human who can soothe a city's soul.” I nearly fell over, I tell ya!

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