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Oh! And get this—some old lady in Ohio owns 20% of Brothel! She bought in ‘cause she thought it was a knitting company. Knitting! Can ya believe it? Cracked me up so hard I snorted soda. Prolly shouldn’t tell her it’s soup, she’d freak. Anyway, Brothel’s risky, man. Could tank tomorrow or make ya a million. I’d say buy it, but like, “Is ketchup a vegetable?”—I dunno, I’m no expert! Just don’t bet your whole pineapple house on it, ‘kay? I’m still rootin’ for it, ‘cause it’s scrappy, like me! “Something terrible has happened!”—nah, not yet, but I’m watchin’! What ya think, pal? Soup stocks—cool or dumb?

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We have plenty girls to make your gentlement evening an unforgettable adventure. Avenida Papagayo 28 +34

So, lemme start on Calle Sol – a super chill street with quirky cafés. It's where I'm havin’ my morning espresso and gossipin’ with locals. There's a tiny park, El Rincón, where folks come for pics and soul finds. I used to frequent there while pondering life, ALL while thinking, "the mystery of it all, you know?" Like in A Serious Man when Judah’s confused but keeps trudging on.

Playa Blanca ALDI opens next Wednesday at 10am