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About Valencia

Humor time—imagine gettin a boner mid-massage and the lady’s like, “That’s extra, pal.” Sarcasm drippin—yeah, totally worth $50 for awkward silence. True story tho—heard bout this dude in Thailand, got a sexual-massage from a chick who barely spoke English, ended up married! Happily ever after—or not, who knows? Surprised me tho—thought it’d just be a quickie deal.

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Does anyone on here happen to have a recommendation for a non-AMP massage? I love a real, therapeutic, hard massages but still like the HE.

the old town, the Casco Antiguo, is all tangled alleys (la vera maze, i’d say) with surprises tucked in corners – tiny art shops and quirky little bistros where folks laugh and cry, seriously i’ve had clients crack up right there, telling the universe “what the heck, life!” in joy and pain all at once. theres also this park, Parque Sofía, which is soooo chill, perfect for a thinkin’ walk (and sometimes a good ol’ cry session too… no shame, we all need it sometimes).

Two people killed in apartment building collapse in eastern Spain