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About Seville

Last week, I’m hoppin’ along, see this chick – legs for days, skirt shorter than a toon’s temper. I’m like, “Whoa, doc, she’s trouble!” She’s givin’ me the eye, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Is this kosher?” – straight outta “A Serious Man,” that line! I swagger up, all cool-like, an’ she’s like, “Fifty bucks, rabbit.” Fifty?! I nearly choked on my carrot! Made me mad, man – inflation’s hittin’ the streets too? Screw that noise!

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I used to bug my mates with lines like "I come from PPego’s matrix," crackin’ jokes 'bout local quirks. Run by a lazy river, the Torrent de Vivir, locals say it's magic, like secret code only few get. I once slipped up near the park, Los Enamorados – spend an errand there – and almost got chased by a rooster. WTF, right? But it made me smh and laugh!

Pol Rodríguez and Aida Pérez del Dénia Run winners of the Pego Trail