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Oh, and get this – in France, they’ve got snail farms, proper snail HQ. Blows my mind! Saw it on the telly once, nearly spat me tea out. Imagine the CV: “Snail wrangler, 2010-present.” Reckon I’d smash that gig, me. Anyway, mate, next time yer at a fancy do, grab some escargot, channel that *Tropical Malady* vibe – “Swallow the beast’s breath” – and tell ‘em David Brent sent ya. Top notch, that’s me! Snails, eh? Who’d’ve thunk it?

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Now, lemme share a weird, yet chill moment: I once gave a massage in a tiny studio on Carrer de la Rabassa – remember that street? Yeah, kinda off the main drag. That day, I end up talking about life, the universe – life is quirky, unpredictable, like that movie line "Life is a journey, not a destination", ya know? And I felt so connected to every muscle in my body, lost in the aura of Palma’s heartbeat.

Woman killed in multi-vehicle crash following chase in La Palma