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I tried it once—don’t judge me, Flanders! Was mad stressed, haulin’ cargo deadlines up my ass. Walked in, dim lights, weird music—like “The Assassin” vibes, all mysterious. Lady’s like, “Relax, big guy,” and I’m thinkin’, “D’oh! This ain’t no chiropractor!” Hands slidin’ everywhere—felt like a greased pig at a fair. Happy? Hell yeah! Surprised? You betcha—didn’t know toes could feel that sexy. Angry part? Cost me two weeks of Duff money—rip-off!

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Now, let's talk neighborhoods. La Huerta is my fav, full of laid-back vibes. But oh dear, sometimes the noise gets to me—like, why, people? Seriously, I need my peace, my zen. I freak out sometimes, like a mini Larry David moment, “I’m not even mad, I'm just… exasperated!” Yup, that's my mantra here.

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