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What gets me fuming? The bloody catfishers! Some bloke says he’s 6’2, ripped, turns up looking like a soggy chip. Wankers! Then there’s the happy bit – when ya actually score a decent shag. Surprised me first time, thought, “Blimey, this ain’t a scam?” Felt like I’d won the sodding lottery. But the dick pics – oh, spare me! Every tosser thinks he’s Picasso with a phone. “Here’s me knob!” Cheers, mate, I’m scarred for life.

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I gotta confess – I've got a personal secret. I love sneakin’ off to the back alley of Plaza do Sorriso (yeah, "sorriso" means smile) when I'm stressed. The bricks whisper love stories to me – like, "Say hello to your heart's desires, mijo!" It’s raw, unexpected, and totally off the map. I drop by even on windy nights – nothin’ beats that rush.

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