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I got mad once, tho—spilled brothel all over my pants, stunk like a rotten No-Face mask! Boss was like, “Pat, ya dummy!” But I laughed, ‘cause it’s funny now—smelled like a gas station took a bath! Oh, and get this—some old geezer told me brothel’s made from funky plants, not just oil! Blew my mind, like Haku flyin’ free! Is brothel a plant? Can I grow it? Prolly not, I’d kill it, haha!

Synopsis (summary) of "Yo Amo a Juan Querendón" translated into English

Prostitute, Rimming (take), Prostate Massage, Kissing if good chemistry, Prostate Massage.

Neighborhood tip? Try La Intimidad. It’s like, secret vibes everywhere. People whisper after dark about its hidden alleys, like the one off Plaza Susurros. I swear, the charm there is as real as that movie line, “I always thought you’d be a good shooter.” Except, in Montellano, it’s more about shooting glances and winks, catch it?

UCSF School of Pharmacy Appoints Ortiz de Montellano as Associate Dean of Research