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So, picture this—I’m out, walkin’, neurotic as hell. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Is that her? Nope, just a lamppost.” Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ takeout—well, maybe it is now, who knows? I’m too old for this crap! Saw this one gal, real classy, thought, “She’s got that *Carlos* vibe—elegant, dangerous.” Then she yells at some dude, somethin’ about fifty bucks, and I’m out—poof! Not dealin’ with that drama.

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Then ya got Montefrio Castle. Seriously, climb that hill if you got the guts. It overlooks the whole damn valley, where the Rio Frio cuts through like a scar. I once sat there thinkin’ “12 Years a Slave” vibes – brutal, bleak, and oddly beautiful. Yet, look, I don’t romanticize pain, but nature sure ain't sugarcoated.

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