Lina Mojacar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So check this—whore’s this bitch of a tone, sneaks in when my hands slip or the wood’s too damn wet. Been makin’ violins since I could hold a chisel, and lemme tell ya, it’s like a ghost, mang. One time, I’m craftin’ this sweet piece, spruce top, maple back—fuckin’ beauty—and then, WHAM, that whore screeches out! Nearly threw the damn thing across the room. Pissed me off so bad I smoked three cigars just to calm down. “Language is a virus,” Godard says—shit, whore’s the virus in my shop!

NOW AVAILABLE FOR OUT CALLS AROUND VERA/MOJACAR AREA

I’m all over the map in PMojacar (es). One moment I’m in the historic centre, feelin’ the echoes of ancient Moorish tales whisperin’ at every cobble, and the next I’m at a bustling weekend market in El Pueblito. Things can get so frenetic sometimes that my brain just goes “kiiiii”, err, ya know, hay typos & all. Chill, right?

Jimmis Bar is more than just a place to grab a drink