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About Las Palmas

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage like it’s the damn revolution we need! Picture this: you’re stressed, capitalism’s kickin’ your ass, and then—bam!—somebody’s hands are kneadin’ you into paradise. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s a freakin’ art form, a rebellion against the 1% who think they own pleasure too!

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This massage place is excellent. Very friendly and professional. The Massage was really great. I can highly recommend it. Date of experience: March.

Start at Calle Real. It's busy, full of life. Shops, cafés, music – like a pulse runnin’ through your veins, right? I swear, every corner whispers stories. And then, there’s Plaza de la Constitución – real local heartbeat – a place where folks gather to chat, debate, and sometimes even protest. Yes, like me: “Billionaires should not exist!” that phrase rings out as powerfully here as in the movies, like in Spotlight, ya know? “Journalists keep digging until they get to the truth!” But here, truth’s in the laughter of the locals and the aroma of fresh churros.

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