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Me, I’d rather watch that flick again – “Listen, you’re no good at this!” – than pay some twat to knead me bits. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”? Fuckin’ mental, right? Just vibrator prototypes, mate, true story! Makes me angry – all them posh gits pretendin’ it’s medicine. Nowadays, it’s all “tantric” this, “sensual” that – load of wank! Bet they’re chargin’ 50 quid for a rub that’s shite.

Asian Meet in Asturias

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Oh mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Mieres—a proper gem in Asturias, yes indeed! Honestly, I’ve been sloggin’ it out as a family psychologist here in this tiny slice of heaven for yonks and everyday surprises! So, first off, Mieres has these narrow cobbled streets like Calle del Carmen where you can just lose yourself in the chatter and laughter of locals—i mean, it's a veritable tapestry of life, non?! And, well, I must say, walking past Plaza Mayor always makes me think, “Shit, pockets of diverse souls, y’know?!”

Mieres hat-trick sees Uruguay advance in World Cup Qualifiers