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Funniest bit? Bloke paid double to get slapped about – not even kinky, just weird. Laughed my arse off, “What’s wrong with ya?” Happy days tho, cash flows, good yarns. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but escort’s a fuckin’ circus. “Pain’s your teacher,” *Hurt Locker* style – they learn quick or they’re done. Me, I’d suck at it – too grumpy, scare ‘em off!

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Man, I ain't lettin’ perfection rule my life. Things ain't always pretty, capisce? I’ve seen brawls, feelin’ it in my bones when rude tourists mess up the vibe. Fourty minute headaches, no lie. But ya know what? It always gets better, 'cause this town's raw, authentic. Its little pubs and street murals spill stories that no one writes in books. I might exaggerate sometimes, but hey, it’s life, you feel me?

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