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Humor tho – whores got the best banter. Mate told me one goes, “Five quid, I’ll make ya forget ya mum!” I’m creasin’, bruv! Sarcasm’s their shield, keeps ‘em sane. Me, I’d be shite at it – too clumsy, trip over me own laces tryin’ to strut. Whores tho, they own it, proper queens of the street. You ever clock that? Next time, watch ‘em close – real talk, they’re legends in their own fucked-up movie. Respect, fam!

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I swear, every day’s a mix of calm and chaos, kinda like “I’m the man!” from There Will Be Blood – yes, honey, that gritty passion is right here. One minute I’m relaxin’ with a client near the lovely park El Prat – it’s a lush green haven perfect for a stroll (or a cheeky nap on a picnic blanket, if ya feelin’ extra naughty). And then, bam! I’m reminded that life’s a wild, wild ride, jeez! "I drink your milkshake!" echoes in my mind when I see some local guy hustlin' around with his vintage bicycle.

Koeman 'gets wet' on Riqui Puig: "If a player doesn't play, it's for something"