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About Murcia

What pisses me off? The fakers! These “therapists” charging £100 a pop, rubbing you like they’re waxing a car, no clue what they’re doing. Saw an X post once – bird said her masseur farted mid-session and called it “aromatherapy.” I lost it – cackling ‘til me sides hurt! That’s sexual-massage for ya – half the time it’s a con, half the time it’s a comedy sketch.

Tantra Massage in Mallorca

Tantra Massage for the hotels Mallorca.

Now, fun fact: I always wander near the old park, Parc del Silenci. That place, with its gnarled trees and trickling fountain, got me thinkin’ “Sometimes, silence says more than words.” I’d be sittin’ there, watchin’ ducks, wonderin’ how somethin’ so simple can be so deep. That’s where I had one of my best “One more thing…” moments – right there, contemplatin’ life’s mysteries.

A railway theme park for Marratxi