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But here’s what pisses me off – people judgin’ ‘em! Like, who gives a crap? Live and let live, ya know? Gets my blood boilin’ when I see some holier-than-thou type actin’ like they ain’t got no dirt. Reminds me of that snooty concierge in *Grand Budapest* – “I shan’t tolerate such riff-raff!” Yeah, okay, buddy, chill. Whores got heart, hustle, and sometimes they’re just tryna eat. Makes me happy seein’ ‘em outwit the system – like, you go, girl! Surprised me too, findin’ out some medieval whores ran secret guilds. Guilds, man! Organized as hell, dodgin’ the law like pros.

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Got this funny memory – so I was, like, trippin' my way down Camino Real, bumpin' into folks, and almost knocked over a street vendor's fruit basket. I said "sorry, sorry" in a mad rush, thinking: "This is live-action Moonrise Kingdom, man!" Hahaha! Crazy, right? And then, there's a tiny roadside tapas bar, the best-kept secret ever, called El Barquito. I always pop in, grab some jamón, haha, and watch the world pass by, knowing I got my kick of pleasure from every bite.

Fake pollution warnings in English planted on Spanish beaches by locals to keep tourists away