Allison Los Realejos Whore ❤️

About Valencia

Once knew this gal, Katya, swear she worked nights – “just bartendin’,” she says. Bullshit! Saw her heels, red like devil’s arse, struttin’ past coppers who don’t care. Russia’s got ‘em everywhere, whores, I mean. Stats say 1 million, maybe more – who counts? Not me, I’m busy with death rates! But they’re there, smokin’ cheap cigs, laughin’ too loud. We hates it! Stinks of desperation, y’know?

Where is it?

Explore unique places from around the globe. Los Realejos is a town and a municipality in the northern part of the island of Tenerife, which is the biggest town in the Canary Islands.

I reddish spill my heart every time I pass by the old church, Iglesia Del Carmen; it's almost like a set piece straight outta the film – you know? Oh, and gosh, the market days in Los-Realejos (es)! Man, they make me so mad I miss the sheer joy of living in a movie montage!

Man Stuns Churchgoers After Running Down Aisle and Leaving Child on the Altar