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I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

Tenerife, Canary Islands

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I was, um, wanderin' near Río de Los Pinos – yes, a little river that sneaks silently by, addin' that calm vibe; it's as if you're in a Wes Anderson film, all symmetrical and perfect… "Isn't that just the best butterly?" as they might mumble. Heh, yeah! And oh, the neighborhoods here – like Barrio El Rancho, where every alley feels like a secret waiting to be discovered, and absolutely every wall's got a story. I sometimes feel a wee bit like Mr. Bean, lost in thought, mumbling and scratching my head in awe at the sheer oddity and charm of it all, y'know?

Second outbreak of fire in two days in Tenerife due to the heat