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First off, it’s 2025, and the streets are wild—prostitution’s still kickin’, even tho society’s half-dead, like those barren wastelands in the movie. You’d think folks would be too busy survivin’ to pay for a quickie, but nah, humans are horny as hell, always have been. Fun fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out—imagine that, blech blonde hair bobbin’ in the dark! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dude squintin’, “Is that a wig or a signal?”

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Got this funny memory – so I was, like, trippin' my way down Camino Real, bumpin' into folks, and almost knocked over a street vendor's fruit basket. I said "sorry, sorry" in a mad rush, thinking: "This is live-action Moonrise Kingdom, man!" Hahaha! Crazy, right? And then, there's a tiny roadside tapas bar, the best-kept secret ever, called El Barquito. I always pop in, grab some jamón, haha, and watch the world pass by, knowing I got my kick of pleasure from every bite.

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