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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? I’m the prison warden, seen it all—blokes and birds swipin’ right, thinkin’ they’re clever. Bollocks! It’s like 12 Years a Slave, yeah? “You’re a free man,” they say, but nah, you’re chained to yer phone, scrollin’ for a shag. Idiot sandwich! Me, I’d rather watch Solomon Northup fight than watch some twat flexin’ Tinder pics.

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Featuring a garden, shared lounge, terrace and free WiFi, Tenerife Climbing House is set in Lomo de Arico, 29 km from Golf del Sur and 40 km from Aqualand.

Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Lomo-de-Arico (es)! D’oh! This city is looooveable and crazy, kinda like my life at the massage parlor. So, first off, the streets: Namely, Calle del Sol and Avenida de los Sueños are like the lifeblood here. I always stroll ‘em on my breaks, nodding at the locals and thinking “mmm… donuts.” And hey, I swear, the aroma of fresh baked figs near Plaza de la Risa is out of this world, man.