Ellie Llucmajor Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Madrid

Oh, and fun fact – in old England, whores wore striped hoods, like some medieval barcode. Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout that – “Scan me, baby!” Hella random, right? Anyway, that’s my take – messy, real, and loud, just like The Rock. Whores are the champs of the shadows, and I ain’t forgettin’ ‘em. “Memory’s unreliable,” but I’ll keep it real for ‘em, always! Peace out, jabroni!

Our Whores in Mallorca

You ask about my favorite spots? Alright, listen – near the local market is a dingy coffee shack that barely looks like a place to get caffeine but, oh boy, its espresso is life. I’m such a sucker; even when my code is buggy AF, one sip makes everything “pretty, pretty good.” And on some chilly nights I wander around the foothills, just ranting at the stars, pondering on life like, “No, seriously, what is this?” My dating app mess-ups maybe, but hey, I'm an honest dude here, not sh-tin’ around.

Illegal immigrants detained in Cala Pi, Llucmajor