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So, I tried it once—yep, me, Kermit! Got catfished hard, tho. Thought she was a babe, turns out—dude! Laughed my green butt off. “No one’s safe,” like in the movie. Made me mad, but also—hilarious! People lie so much on these apps. Fun fact: 80% fake pics, swear! Saw it on X somewhere.

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Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about Llucmajor (es), my kinda quirky home for years now. It's a mix of chill vibes and maddening little quirks, I swear. So, this town – it’s got these narrow, twisty alleyways in the old town, like around Carrer de la Plaça del Mercat, where you can still catch that old Mallorcan flavor. And hey, there's the church, Es Església de Sant Pere, standing proud even when the town’s a mess – kinda like the truth in Spotlight: “If it's true, it's true.” I mean, c'mon!

The lifeguard service starts at one of the 'high-risk' beaches in Mallorca