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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky biz, that. Ain’t talkin’ street corners, no sir! Clinical trials, they be needin’ folks—real folks, savvy?—sometimes sex workers, for studies on health, STDs, or social whatnot. Me, I’m stumblin’ through ethics boards, rum in hand, thinkin’, “This be a noble quest!” But arrgh, the red tape! Made me madder’n a kraken with a toothache. Papers piled high, docs judgin’ me like I’m plannin’ a mutiny. “Why’s Cap’n Jack want *her*?” they sneer. ‘Cause science, ye bilge rats!

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During the summer months, at the high of the tourist season, the number of prostitutes on Mallorca often doubles. Palm tress with the sign.

So yeah, Llucmajor (es) – it's gritty, it's gorgeous, and it's the unsung truth of daily life. Like in Spotlight, I keep thinking: "Truth is like the truth," ya dig? It's messy and twice over, yet every twist, every small flaw here tells a story. Trust me, you’ll get hooked on its chaotic charm. Cheers, and have a blast exploring this wild, wordy town!

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