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So, picture this: we start on Calle del Bravado—proper narrow, cobbled like ancient Rome. E.g., you literally stumble upon tiny cafes and hidden alleyways. Oh, and then there’s the Largo Amoros, a square where street performers dazzle and lovers linger (Only Lovers Left Alive, mate, with that Jim Jarmusch vibe, uknow – amor in the air!). It’s a veritable carnival of senses—nunc est bibendum, right?!

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