Fatima La Roda Erotic Massage ❤️

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Last week, my buddy Sal, he’s all, “Larry, you gotta try it!” I’m sittin’ there, neurotic as hell, thinkin’, “What if they judge my back hair? What if I fart mid-massage?” Total nightmare! But then—then!—I go, and this chick’s hands? Like magic, I swear. Soft lights, some cheesy harp music, and I’m meltin’ like a schmuck. “This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life,” I’m thinkin’—another movie line, Jep’s voice in my head, all smug. Made me happy, like stupid happy, till she hits this knot in my shoulder—ow, ow, OW! I’m yellin’, “Ease up, lady, I ain’t a pretzel!” She laughs, I’m mortified, but it’s fine, it’s fine.

What do we provide?

Do we give erotic massages or "with a happy ending"? Our massage is chiropractic and we never touch genital areas. We do not give erotic massages, it is not.

Ya know what got me totally mad once? A bunch of rowdy teens near the old mill. I was in the middle of a deep massage, and suddenly I’m thinkin’, “Oh, heavens, this is not my vibe!” Typical, huh? That’s life in La-Roda – full of surprises, some irksome, some sweet.

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