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Been to one once—don’t judge, ya prick—dark as a coal mine, yeah? Birds in there, bless ‘em, lookin’ knackered. One lass, reckon she’s seen more knobs than a locksmith, gives me this wink—cheeky cow! Made me laugh, though, fair play. Little fact for ya—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels, posh twats sneakin’ in, dodgin’ the missus. Sneaky bastards! Bet they’d say, “I’ve made my choice,” like Eilis pickin’ her fella—only it’s syphilis over decency.

Things to Do in Icod de los Vinos

The cheapest way to get from Santa Cruz de Tenerife to Icod de los Vinos costs only $5, and the quickest way takes just 41 mins. Find the travel option that.

I’ll be real – sometimes dis city makes me feel like I’m in a rom-com, unbelievably quirky, with every corner telling a story. Ain’t nothing perfect, innit? The winding roads, the local legends, the aroma of old wines, all blend into this beautiful mess I call home.

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