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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Ibiza Town? Total heartbeat. Dalt Vila is a maze of ancient walls and alleys – think “The Turin Horse” slow burn vibe, ya know? Like, damn, those stones have stories. I walk down Carrer de la Mar, feel the history, and get a kick from my own hustle. Streets like Plaça de Vila are packed with whispers of the past and dreams of fortune. Crazy, huh?

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