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About Bilbao

Gets me buzzin’, it does—happy as Larry when the oil’s warm, hands glidin’ like it’s a corporate retreat. But, Christ, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours—sticky floors, dodgy vibes, made me wanna shout, “This ain’t in the handbook!” Proper raged me, that did—false advertisin’, like a PowerPoint with no graphs! Surprised me too, once got a lass who hummed Abba tunes—mid-massage, “Waterloo” in me ear, nearly lost it laughin’. “We’re in a marathon, not a sprint,” I thought, straight outta Zero Dark Thirty vibes.

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Life here is messy, exciting, and sometimes just surreal. In the back alley near Carrer de la Mar Nou, you find a shifty little bar where everyone's chattin' about success and cash. Gotta love that irony – souls here buy massage sessions like they buy their ticket to the big game. It’s raw, unfiltered—and just like that Turin Horse's stare, you feel it deep down.

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