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So, sex-dating—it’s this messy mix of hope and horniness. You’re sittin’ there, phone in hand, thinkin’, “Is this the one?”—kinda like Cobb in "Inception" tryna steal secrets from ya soul! I tried it once, ok, maybe twice—don’t judge me, I’m human! This gal, she’s all flirty, sendin’ pics, sayin’ “Hey, big Bern, let’s hook up!” I’m like, hell yeah, feelin’ 20 again! But then—bam!—she ghosts me! Left me hangin’ like Mal floatin’ in limbo! Made me mad as hell—why play games, huh?

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I live here as a relaxation specialist, so I'm always searching n feelin’ vibes others pass by. I noticed how a squeezed golden sunlight in early morning makes the urban chaos turn calm—magic moments that others ignore. Y'know, those squeaky sounds of wind on the old tiles sometimes make me nostalgic for a moment in a musical, a total "Singin' in the Rain" twist… only without the dancing in the puddles, lol.

This will be the new life for this historic farmhouse.