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So, find a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise sketchy streets, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ some dame in fishnets doesn’t shank ya. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, coded ads like “lookin’ for a good time.” I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ posts—half these “escorts” prob’ly bots or dudes catfishing. Hilarious, right? Like, “Sy Ableman’s got a better pitch than this!” Makes me wanna scream—technology’s supposed to HELP, not leave me guessin’ if “Candy” is a real chick or a 50-year-old trucker named Dave.

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Oh, and some random obscure fact: Guimar (es) was once a tiny fishing village. Yea, ppl don't know that! It’s wild how history creeps into every nook and cranny, like that secret mural on the back of a café near Estación del Oeste. Yep, there’s hidden beauty in plain sight.

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