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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s history! Old as dirt. Ancient Rome had it—orgies and oil, baby! They’d slather up gladiators, get ‘em all loose, then bam—happy endin’! True story, look it up. I’m imaginin’ some Roman dude, all sweaty, goin’, “Yeah, this is the life!” Meanwhile, I’m mad—why didn’t I get born back then? Today, it’s all hush-hush, “massage parlors” with winky signs. Sketchy! I went once—total accident, swear—walked in, saw the vibe, and bolted. “I’m not that guy!” I screamed in my head. Heart racin’, palms sweaty—neurotic mess!

10 Best Spas in Manila: Where the Only ‘Happy Ending’ is You Begging for More!

Whether you’re a spa virgin or a seasoned spa-hopper, this list is about to take you on a wild, relaxing ride. Let’s get started, mga ka-relax! Situated at Quirino Avenue in Manila, M-Bay .

I remember this one time, walkin’ along a narrow road near the Río Guadajoz (yep, got a river too – not the Guadalquivir, but a sly lesser-known cousin) – I got so caught up in the city’s charm that a sudden downpour had me dashing through centuries-old arches. Got soaked, pissed off, but then so inexplicably happy... life’s a riot, innit?

Meet White King, the white lion cub whose mother didn’t want him