Ellie Guia De Isora Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, babe – didja know whores in history, like way back, were sometimes temple gals? Yeah, sacred stuff, sleepin’ around for the gods! Wild, right? Blows my mind! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Geez, imagine tellin’ Dory dat – ‘You’re a holy hooker!’” She’d flip her fins! Oh, and speakin’ of fins, I bet some whores could teach Nemo’s dad a thing or two about chasin’ tail – wink, wink!

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Guía de Isora is a destination in Tenerife that offers a wide variety of places to visit and activities to do, including the old town, beaches, natural parks, viewpoints, festivals, art and rural tourism.

I’ve spent many afternoons in Parque de La Vega. Yup, that's my zen zone for deep thoughts and counselor vibes. I sit by a little pond there, thinking “Once you do something, you never forget.” Crazy right? And oh, there's a hidden gem called Los Robledales. It’s a peaceful nook with winding trails, perfect for those heart-to-heart moments when I’m counseling the ladies.

Attached to her land. Alcalá church by Alejandro Beautell