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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

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Man, the streets here got personality. I love strolling down Calle Juan XXIII. It’s small but packed with life—quirky little cafes where the locals spill all sorts of tea (gossip, not actual tea, lol!). And then there’s Calle Real, super bustling with shops and smiles, like walking through a mini fairytale town.

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