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Sometimes it’s sad tho—lonely dudes just wantin’ a hug. Breaks my lil’ green heart. Makes me wanna sob, “Sadness, you’re up!” But then—bam!—there’s funny stuff too, like escorts prankin’ rude guys. Heard one chick mailed a glitter bomb—glitter EVERYWHERE. Laughed so hard I croaked!

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From breast enhancements to the longest penis and the oldest woman to give birth, the Guinness World Record holders for sex are impressive.

I love the little park, Parque Los Corazones. It's chill. Kids play, old folks chat. It's got old oak trees. Reminds me of that scene in Let the Right One In – so eerie but, like, beautiful? It makes you think, you know? Like “Please let me in…” but not too creepy.