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Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a jungle. One dude I know, matched with a girl—turns out, she’s a pro arm wrestler. Arm like a fuckin tree trunk. He’s braggin, “I’m gettin laid!” Next day, he’s iced up, whimperin, “She snapped my wrist.” Hilarious, right? Shit’s unpredictable. Makes me mad tho—why’s everyone lyin? Pics from 2012, bio says “adventurous,” but they allergic to leavin the house. I’m yellin, “Be real, fam!” *“What hope is there?”*—like Scarlett said in the movie. Fr tho, false advertising pisses me off.

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Bro, Getafe’s got these stunning yet gritty vibes—you see a heritage at Museo de Getafe that juxtaposes against modern erotic art flickering in tight alleys, and it’s like every brick is soaked in history and scandal. Yeah, it's messy—so am I. I once had a client say, "No one gets this city like you, you kinky love detective!" and I replied, "Don’t be stupid—don't piss on my leg!"

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