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The rubdown itself? Slippery chaos! This chick’s hands—pro, total pro—slidin’ everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed? Am I busted?” My neurotic brain’s screamin’, “You’re a perv, Larry!” But it’s legal, mostly—depends where ya go. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints, bubble baths included! I’m jealous, enraged—why ain’t that here? I’d be sudsed up, livin’ large! Instead, I’m stuck with lavender oil and a towel smaller than my dignity.

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Gernika-Lumo’s a mosaic of tender eroticism and raw history, babe. In every whispered secret and stained mural, you can feel life, passion, and that quirky charm that makes you wanna live every second boldly. So pack ya bags, get yer head in the game, and let the city seduce ya like the best damn lover you ever had. Cheers to you, and remember: it's bad bitch o'clock always!

Spain to grant ‘place of memory’ status to Basque town of Gernika over Nazi bombing